Sunday, April 13, 2008

STEWARDESS OBSERVATION #4

Hello Everyone, It's been a while since my last stewardess observation, so I thought I'd enlighten you with a few travel trips, just in case you actually get on a plane without your flight cancelling. Travel tip # 1- bring your own bottle of water. Most airlines don't give individual bottles of water out and you may get thirsty before I lug that cart out in the aisle. You can't buy it until you get inside security though, they'll take it at security,sorry no refund.
Travel Tip # 2- if at all possible eat before you get on the plane or bring food on board because there is usually little or no food on the plane. If you're delayed for any reason you might starve. If you have kids -BRING SNACKS--
Travel Tip # 3- If your bag is too heavy to lift yourself or will not fit in the overhead bin-It is NOT considered carry on- Check It- No you can't hold your 50 lb. bag on your lap.
Travel Tip # 4- Most planes show some kind of video- bring your own headphones and watch it for free instead of paying $2 for a pair.
Travel Tip #5- When the beverage cart finally comes up the aisle, right before you die of dehydration because you didn't follow tip # 1, keep all body parts out of the aisle. Those carts are very heavy and don't always cooperate when trying to push them straight up the aisle. I've mowed over more feet and whacked more elbows than I care to mention.
Travel Tip # 6- WEAR SHOES IN THE BATHROOM !!- O.K. people ,we know this is a public restroom and not all of us are neat and tidy, especially during turbulence. Please wear shoes and have your kids wear shoes in these restrooms--I don't think this needs too detailed information-just use your imagination. yuck!
That's all for now- anyone else with a travel tip they would like to share or any more stewardesses have any observations- comment me and I'll post them
HAPPY FLYING!

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